Photo 20 Aug 66,282 notes

(Source: devilsplaythings)

Photo 19 Aug 416,098 notes iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

image

(Source: misterpaulito)

Video 19 Aug 1,645 notes
Barely Legal Pawn feat. Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. A little something made for the upcoming Emmys…

(Source: bryancranston)

Video 17 Aug 1,824 notes

end-of-ottergelion:

80slove:

Labyrinth,1986

David Bowie’s massive dick bulge, the movie

Fear it, love it

Text 17 Aug 113 notes

Anonymous said: Is it true you like things in your butt?

askbraeburned:

DUH

i almost feel bad for straight dudes who like, could secretely have super sensitive prostates and would love anal play but don’t do it cause it’d be “”“”“gay”“”“” so they never try

RIP, moment of silence for all the butts gone un-played with

Video 17 Aug 209,323 notes

mikerugnetta:

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

Good job, everyone. Nice work here today.

(Source: captainstormwind)

Video 16 Aug 238,287 notes

specialsnowflakesanonymous:

shanellbklyn:

dynastylnoire:

stair-diving-with-hayes:

Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

HE HAS ALSO STATED NOT TO PURCHASE THE T-SHIRTS THAT ARE BEING SOLD WITH HIS IMAGE BECAUSE HIM NOR THE TOWN OF FERGUSON WILL SEE THAT MONEY! 

Just needs to be stated again! 

Not to the cops but away from the children protesting”

Faith restored in humanity.

It’s really quite a good photo.

Photo 16 Aug 393 notes this is my face

this is my face

(Source: beersbeetsbattlestargalactica)

Photo 16 Aug 393,328 notes lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

Video 16 Aug 628 notes

fyspringfield:

Hey baby, remember me?

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is this what straight sex is

Audio 15 Aug 10 notes

zatslol:

Relating to this and this.

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Video 15 Aug 1,454 notes

prismplague:

What are Snowflakes made of? Water.


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