He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
Barely Legal Pawn feat. Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. A little something made for the upcoming Emmys…
David Bowie’s massive dick bulge, the movie
Fear it, love it
Anonymous said: Is it true you like things in your butt?
i almost feel bad for straight dudes who like, could secretely have super sensitive prostates and would love anal play but don’t do it cause it’d be “”“”“gay”“”“” so they never try
RIP, moment of silence for all the butts gone un-played with
This is the best thing I have seen all day
Good job, everyone. Nice work here today.
Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.
HE HAS ALSO STATED NOT TO PURCHASE THE T-SHIRTS THAT ARE BEING SOLD WITH HIS IMAGE BECAUSE HIM NOR THE TOWN OF FERGUSON WILL SEE THAT MONEY!
Just needs to be stated again!
“Not to the cops but away from the children protesting”
Faith restored in humanity.
It’s really quite a good photo.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard
Hey baby, remember me?
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is this what straight sex is