Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)
This is beautiful.
Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful.
How tumblr thinks statistics works.
DONT YOU ALL FUCKING LIE!
Every single one of you is a criminal.
The poor man who made WinRAR didn’t see a dime from any of you!
beautiful stall poetry
limericks are god
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase
Chavs. The embodiment of human degradation.
I could throw a few Salarians off a cliff if it’ll make you feel better.
This has been a public service announcement
How about you go fuck yourself and let people enjoy what they want.
Tough guy hiding behind a screen. Lolz. Tollz feeding trollz. Good job bruh. You make fun of people to feel better about yourself. Thank you for helping set back humanity a few years. Grow the fuck up and get a job. Oh wait, wasn’t that your advice?
I’m enjoying feeding this troll. Let’s see how high his standing is on a social media site because people ‘like’ his posts.
i’m loving these madden gifs
Kramer and Newman walk through Central Park, Newman complaining about his various physical imperfections. “I’m fat, I stink, and just sitting down causes me to wheeze.” A lean, slow, short man walks past the two. “Hell,” Newman says, “I wish I could have that guy’s body!”
Elaine files her nails while watching television one day, but is so absent-minded about it, she fails to notice that she’s filed away down to her elbow. “Great,” she says. “Just great.” She tries to throw her hands up in resignation, but it’s profoundly dissatisfying.
George stands in Battery Park, Jerry in Inwood. The two start slowly walking toward each other, then jogging a little before reaching a full-tilt run. By the time the two are within sight of each other, each is traveling 0.1c. They jump in the air and collide over 86th street in an incandescent burst of blue, then fall to the ground.
Only one man remains when he rises from the street. With the voice of Jerry, the body of George, and the worst personality traits of both, a more perfect creature remains: Larry David.
Insanely cool bit of behind the scenes footage from Riven!
Marty O’Donnell just posted a video of his foley work for the opening scene with Cho- it’s pretty amazing how recognizable these sounds still are, almost twenty years later.
foley is so cool